Miracle Watts. Irene The Dream. Lira Galore. What do these women have in common? Besides the fact that they all look exactly alike and have no personality, these women are all famous on Instagram for being pretty much nothing. Not only are they famous for nothing, but they are also able to sustain their popularity by doing, you guessed it, nothing. Not dancing, not stripping, not acting, not singing. Nothing. Does anybody besides me see something wrong with this?
“Cue The Rant!”
These women literally go out and buy their bodies and gain fame from posting photos on their social media accounts. Since the days of music videos are over, so are the days of being video vixens. So there’s literally nowhere to go and nothing to do for these ‘urban models’… until Instagram. The women I named above along with countless others have mastered branding themselves and building a following. And from that they seem to be making money.
Now usually when it comes to making money, I don’t hate on anybody because I believe if you can get it then you deserve it. I don’t knock people’s hustles. But for women like these, I have no respect for them or their hustle because they aren’t selling anything. And what’s worse than all of these virtually identical women with fake bodies being famous for absolutely nothing is the people who follow and actually book these women to host/attend their events.
Let me remind you that these women literally hold no viable or sustainable talents. They aren’t actors, they aren’t musicians or singers, they aren’t even real models and you have never seen them on or in anything other than on social media. Yet these women are famous because either you are a dude who doesn’t have an exciting enough life to stop lusting after them constantly or you’re a woman who’s nosy and jealous of her looks and fame. There’s really no in between and absolutely no other reason you would follow her otherwise.
If you didn’t care about them they would have to go get real jobs or find a ball player to trap. People, you hold the power to their success. So if you are sick of these people then stop caring! Stop following them on Instagram, stop commenting under their pictures and stop rating these clones against each other. These women are famous and it’s your fault.
By the way, when you book Miracle Watts this is literally what she does at your party.
While others like Kim Kardashian, the ‘housewives’ and other reality stars are pretty much famous for nothing as well, at least they have built something tangible from getting famous from nothing. They have TV shows (albeit garbage), clothing lines and other business ventures. If Instagram shut down tomorrow they’d still be relevant and making money. If Miracle Watts or any of her many clones wakes up to find Instagram gone, they’d literally go commit suicide.
If you don’t like them, stop making them famous. And if you do like them, you aren’t really their fans or have their best interests at heart. Because if you did, you wouldn’t be helping to promoting them to celebrity status. You are only making the fall that much steeper when they flame out and no one remembers their name in 5 years.
That’s it for this week. Don’t forget to cue the Sir Charles.